Moosic BoX

Friday 4 September 2009

teaching of MooLogy

cow1

kow/n.

• noun 1 a fully grown female animal of a domesticated breed of ox. 2 the female of certain other large animals, such as the elephant or whale. 3 informal, derogatory a woman. 4 Austral./NZ an unpleasant person or thing.

— PHRASES till the cows come home informal for an indefinitely long time.

source: Oxford dictionary

Now...look at OX-Ford BuLLshitionary
Cow-Bull,Cattle,Lembu,Ngau,Minotour, and all four legged creatures with horns...(yes i made
you believe
all four legged creatures with horns are cows...there is a world conspiracy to
deny the actual truth of cow)
A sophisticated species from outer space which comes to conquer Earth, using the almighty
fly swatting tail....

Bull Shit,gu sai(hokkien)
when jokes,lies and all the shit and craps and excuses were made....
the OX-Ford dictionary decides there's too much word that carries the same meaning,
hence Bullshit is created for the convenience of the people in the world.
2.A more polite way to prevent the excessive usage of the word FUCK to make the world
a better place.
e.g.:Now that's bullshit definition

MOOcenary...
definition~Killer cow.act like mercenary.Kills for a price.For Killer Move,please refer the movie
Kung Pow


Holy Cow
the most sacred animal in the world...
when shitty humans seen miracle, they say "HoLy CoW!!!"



Moo
a beautiful language which is widely use in conversation and songs by humans as well.
The Song "I like to move it " was originally forged and plagiarize when the Holy Cow is bullshiting a song with the tune that goes like this,"I like to Moo it Moo It..."

Mad Cow Disease
a disease created by cows to conquer the human species,especially the Burger stalls,
and all the Hari Raya Korban cow traders.
this disease is soon to be forgotten with the H1N1,JE,AIDS, and STD.

disclaimer:this dictionary source is mainly ALL Bullshit.
Just keeP Mooo...ving Forward.....

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