ScandaL CoW..~*

2011-09-25T22:36:00.000+08:00

mAN..the cow on the playlist is AnnoYing!!!

Just keeP Mooo...ving Forward.....

Salutation the the most noble beast....

2011-09-23T09:28:00.004+08:00

Man, err..i mean cows...
my upmost respect to this fella species here...
best eva animal Fooriend u can have....
jz a sign of affection from me to u and ur fellow Pigs...

image by carl huber, ~~stolen~~ Borrowed from Rajen

sigh..sometimes i wish i can ~~bacon~~ become a pig..
craved and loved by everyone...ahhhh....~*

Just keeP Mooo...ving Forward.....

MOOOOO.....IM baCk!!

2011-09-23T09:18:00.002+08:00

MoooooVE it partner....
The master of Moology is Back....and Mo~~oooooooo~~..re exciting...
Been bz Pooping ard to kill off the world.....(my brilliant plan to take over da world u suckass'!!!)

and guess what fellas....found a post from facebook worthy of a place here :P

OMg....i bet you are reading, Monday, Tuesday, WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY...
err..right guys?wth man..admit it...its the other WTF in your minds u DungHeads...
anyways, gotta MOOve....

cya

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Im Going to BEP concert....plus sum extra goodies....

2009-09-22T22:21:00.003+08:00

Guess wat guess,
like the post title....Im going to the BEP concert on 25th in Sunway.
and wats the goodie that's coming along.......?
IM SOooooo GOnNA MEET THE BEP in PERSON!!!!!

talking bout luck..guess its jz ma lucky day..~*

Just keeP Mooo...ving Forward.....

Bullshiting with a ConMan...~*

2009-09-14T23:56:00.002+08:00

To all readers,this is a true conversation between me and a conman who hacked my friend's Facebook account.SCREW YOU CONMAN....at least he got permainkan by me...

Cyrusboon
hey
15:23

Benard (surprised that boon msg me in FB..coz we not dat close)
yeah?
wat can i do for u?
15:23

Cyrusboon
how are you?
15:23

Benard
lol..im fine bro
wassup?
15:23

Cyrusboon
i'm in some kind of deep shit right now
15:24

Benard
wat kind of shit?
wat happened ooo (I smell something Fishy...)
15:24

Cyrusboon
i'm stuck in london (impressed..wow..london)
15:24

Benard
lol
15:25

Cyrusboon
got mugged at gun point last night
15:25

Benard
WAHHH (wat a ripoff lie..if he told me he stuck in Klang eating bak kut teh but no money to pay i still might buy it)
15:26

Cyrusboon
all cash,credit card and phone was stolen
15:26

Benard
betulkah...kenapa macam ini ooo
hey
u masih sana?
HEY!!!!
macam mana mau tolong kalau u jz diam? (intentionally use BM to screw this fellow)
15:29

Benard
BRO...
15:29

Cyrusboon
Anda boleh meminjamkan wang tunai? (WOW..this guy really does his homework...he googled my content n translate his speech in BM...salute wei...)
15:31

Benard
ngapa u mcm ksian (intentionally short form da BM)
15:32

Benard
belapa u mau linpe jiuk le? (now i mix hokkien plus broken malay)
15:34

(silence...the guy is buzy finding the translation but just couldnt get it in google...i think he is think...DIAO...!)

Benard
yohooo (calling for him to continue the entertainment while im gettin bored in office)
23:30

Cyrusboon is offline.( GG d...)

so...dun simply bluff...fail ~~cow cow~~ kau kau la....

Just keeP Mooo...ving Forward.....

Art Of Tai Chi....~*

2009-09-04T09:29:00.001+08:00

Friday September 4, 2009
DPM: Go blame Discovery Channel
Stop blaming Malaysia. It was Discovery Channel which wrongly included a Balinese dance in a clip to promote a documentary series on the country, says Deputy Prime Minister Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin of some Indonesians protesting against Malaysia for the use of the dance in the video.

source:thestaronline

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teaching of MooLogy

2009-09-04T01:22:00.007+08:00

cow¹

kow/n.

• noun 1 a fully grown female animal of a domesticated breed of ox. 2 the female of certain other large animals, such as the elephant or whale. 3 informal, derogatory a woman. 4 Austral./NZ an unpleasant person or thing.

— PHRASES till the cows come home informal for an indefinitely long time.

source: Oxford dictionary

Now...look at OX-Ford BuLLshitionary
Cow-Bull,Cattle,Lembu,Ngau,Minotour, and all four legged creatures with horns...(yes i made
you believe all four legged creatures with horns are cows...there is a world conspiracy to
deny the actual truth of cow)
A sophisticated species from outer space which comes to conquer Earth, using the almighty
fly swatting tail....

Bull Shit,gu sai(hokkien)
when jokes,lies and all the shit and craps and excuses were made....
the OX-Ford dictionary decides there's too much word that carries the same meaning,
hence Bullshit is created for the convenience of the people in the world.
2.A more polite way to prevent the excessive usage of the word FUCK to make the world
a better place.
e.g.:Now that's bullshit definition

MOOcenary...
definition~Killer cow.act like mercenary.Kills for a price.For Killer Move,please refer the movie
Kung Pow

Holy Cow
the most sacred animal in the world...
when shitty humans seen miracle, they say "HoLy CoW!!!"

Moo
a beautiful language which is widely use in conversation and songs by humans as well.
The Song "I like to move it " was originally forged and plagiarize when the Holy Cow is bullshiting a song with the tune that goes like this,"I like to Moo it Moo It..."

Mad Cow Disease
a disease created by cows to conquer the human species,especially the Burger stalls,
and all the Hari Raya Korban cow traders.
this disease is soon to be forgotten with the H1N1,JE,AIDS, and STD.

disclaimer:this dictionary source is ~~mainly~~ ALL Bullshit.
Just keeP Mooo...ving Forward.....

The Animal Friendly Juice

2009-09-04T00:51:00.004+08:00

What is the best way to enjoy a animal friendly drink?
Get a drink just like how the picture shows....
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KING KONG JUICE...!!!
ah.....whats better to compliment the signboard than
having a ~~King Kong~~ HeNsEm ModeL dat
looks like ~~a Raksasa Berbulu Hitam~~ Shah Rukh Khan
next to it...~*
So...Grab Yours Today!!!
For more enquiries about this product..call the Moo hotline..
1800-MOO-MOO

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Good MOOrning

2009-08-26T09:16:00.006+08:00

Good Moorning guys...

here I am.

In the middle of the week, with one thing in the mind,

GOD DAMN IT MAKE IT FRIDAY!!!! =.=

to keep you guys who's in office trying to do some shit rather than work

on your hand,do try this.

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!st PosT....MOOOOO!!!

2009-08-25T00:59:00.008+08:00

Before starting..lets hear one time...
MOOOOOO!!!
Well well well.... Finally a new blmoooooog is born....Mooooahahahahahaha. I say....how can i make it interesting?Hmmm.... as you read....enjoy the song for a while...listen to all the CatchY Moosic fromoo ma MoosiC Pod.
"I like to Moo it Moo it...

He like to Moo it Moo it.. we like to...
MOO IT!!"

WARNING:This is just the beginning to all the ridiculous stories of Moo Moo da Lembuness CoW Blogga....There is Moore to Come....

Ps: Do leave some BullShit Yo....nice to hear some crap from ya all about ma blog...~*

Just keeP Mooo...ving Forward.....